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Written to pass AHPRA and TGA review and still book patients. Compliance checked line by line, with the evidence report attached.
Amisha Sharma · compliance checked copy · evidence report with every page
Amisha Sharma is a compliance-first copywriter at Commas & Chaos and an ISB alumna. She writes compliance checked healthcare copy for Australian practices and agencies. No delivered work of hers has been flagged by a regulator to date. Every page she writes is checked 226 ways before it ships.
"Fast, easy access to your prescription. Real relief, guaranteed."
It promises easy access, promises a result, and pushes people to seek a prescription. That is three breaches in nine words.
"Your options, explained honestly. What a consult involves, what it costs, and who it suits."
Compliant, specific, and calm. This is the version a nervous first-timer books.
Compliant copy has a reputation for being boring. That is a writing problem, not a compliance one. I fix the writing.
Medicinal cannabis is one of the most watched corners of Australian health advertising. If your pages name a product or promise a result, some of them are probably breaching right now. Not sure? Check in 60 seconds, whether your site is live or still being written.
Six quick questions. Your results, straight away.
I'm a medicinal cannabis clinic copywriter. Your website is the core, and it's where most clinics start. Need Google Ads, social, or SEO articles too? I write those as well.
The page that decides if they stay or bounce.
One per service, the way TGA and AHPRA allow.
Your clinicians and training. The trust page.
The questions people are unsure how to ask.
For a campaign or a single service.
Ads that pass Google, TGA and AHPRA at once.
Captions that survive Meta review and the rules.
The questions patients Google, answered by you.
What to publish, where, and in what order.
226 checks on your current site. Fixed at $1,500.
One writer for all of it. Quoted flat, upfront.
Medicinal cannabis is one of the most watched corners of Australian health advertising. I write to the current TGA and AHPRA rules every day. No delivered work of mine has been flagged by a regulator to date. Your registration is safe with me.
I structure your pages so Google and AI search can understand them. That gives you a real shot at showing up when patients look for a medicinal cannabis clinic nearby.
Copy that reads like an expert clinic. It brings in the patients who value the care and stay for it.

You are never a ticket number in an agency queue. Your pages are never handed to a junior or a content mill. You brief me, I write, and the person answering your email is the person who wrote your homepage. That is why the quality holds, from page one to page fifty.
Tell me about your clinic and what you need written. Five minutes.
A 30-minute call, then one flat fee. No hourly billing, no lock-in.
Every page written, checked, and handed over ready to publish. Two rounds of edits.

I'm Amisha Sharma, a compliance-first copywriter for regulated Australian brands, medicinal cannabis clinics included. I am an ISB alumna, agency trained on Australian accounts. No delivered work of mine has been flagged by a regulator to date. My job is copy that passes legal review, ranks on Google, gets quoted by AI, and still sounds like a human wrote it. Every page runs through my 226-point GhostRank audit before it ships. I write like my own registration is on the line.
Because most of them will get your clinic flagged. Here is the honest comparison.
Ranks you, then gets you flagged. They know Google. They have never read the TGA advertising code.
Keeps you legal and hands you copy no one reads. Safe and invisible is still invisible.
Copy that gets pulled. You save a few hundred dollars and risk a complaint.
Fast, generic, no judgement. It cannot tell a safe sentence from a breach.
Compliant, ranks, quoted by AI, books consults. I do all four. And I personally watch every word, so you always know who is writing: me. Every page passes the 226-point GhostRank check first.
Short version: you can describe your service in full, but you cannot advertise a product or promise a result. Here is how that plays out on a real clinic site.
None of this is guesswork. The rules are public, and I write to the primary sources. The clearest place to start is the AHPRA advertising hub, which sets out how registered health practitioners may advertise. Medicinal cannabis also sits under the TGA, because most products are prescription-only or unapproved therapeutic goods. The TGA advertising rules explain what you can and cannot say to the public. The detail that catches most clinics is the restricted and prohibited representations guidance, which is why a product cannot be named in your ads. I read all three every time the rules touch a page. In 2026 that reading is not optional. It is the difference between a website that grows your clinic and one that quietly waits to be reported.
GhostRank is my own 226-point audit. It checks how a page ranks on Google, how it reads to AI search, and where it breaks the advertising rules. You hire me as a copywriter. I run every page through it before it ships, and the report comes to you with the work.

Five pages for $2,490. Ten pages for $4,390.
Your full site. Ads and articles, if you want them.
Founding rate: $1,690 for 5 pages, $2,950 for 10. It runs until 30 September 2026, or the first three clients. In exchange I ask for a testimonial and permission to show the before and after.
Dear clinic owner,
You run a clinician-led clinic. You assess each patient properly. You say no when treatment is not the right fit.
Then you look at your website and it says almost nothing. You are scared of saying the wrong thing, and that fear is fair. You cannot name a product, and you cannot promise a result. One careless line can turn into a complaint that lands on your registration.
So most clinics go quiet. Meanwhile the enquiries and the trust go to whoever explained things clearly and safely.
That is the copy I write. I talk about the health concern in plain words, never the compound. I explain the consultation, the clinicians, and how your clinic works. Compliant, because I never name what I must not. Persuasive, because it feels calm and safe.
No delivered work of mine has been flagged by a regulator to date. I treat your registration like my own.
You look after the patients. Let me look after the words that bring them to you, safely.
Fixed prices. Evidence report. AHPRA and TGA checked before you see a single line.
You can't name a product, brand or strain, use patient testimonials, or make therapeutic or outcome claims about a specific product. Most products are prescription-only or unapproved, so you can't advertise them to the public. You can explain the health concern, the consultation, and how your clinic works. The rules sit under the TGA and AHPRA, both enforced through 2026. The safe move is to describe your process, not the product. Full guide here.
No. Most medicinal cannabis products are Schedule 4 or Schedule 8 medicines, and advertising a prescription medicine to the public is prohibited. That covers the brand, the strain, and pictures of the product. Indirect words like plant-based, botanical or natural therapies can imply cannabis too, because the TGA judges the overall impression.
Education informs people about a health topic without promoting a specific product. Advertising promotes the use or supply of a therapeutic good. A page crosses the line when it points readers toward getting a cannabis product, lists the conditions it treats, or pairs that content with a booking call to action.
The consultation. You can say your doctors offer appointments to discuss persistent health concerns, who provides them, what each step costs, and how to book. The doctor decides on any treatment at the appointment. You can't promise relief, list conditions cannabis treats, or make access feel quick and guaranteed.
Your pages ship written to the rules current at delivery in 2026, with a note on why each claim is safe. That makes future reviews fast and cheap. If the rules shift while we are still working, I rewrite the affected lines before handover at no extra cost. You are never left holding copy that has quietly gone out of date.
Tell me about your clinic and what you need written. I read every brief myself.
Currently taking on new clinic projects
Faster on your phone? WhatsApp me your website link.
Prefer email? amisha@commasandchaos.com