Do you guarantee it is compliant?

Copy is written to the current TGA and AHPRA rules, with a note on why each claim is safe. No writer can promise a regulator's view, but across 200+ regulated projects no page has been flagged.

Do you write Google and social ads for medicinal cannabis clinics?

Yes, as an add-on. Cannabis ads get rejected constantly. They are written to pass Google, Meta, the TGA and AHPRA at once.

How long does medicinal cannabis clinic copywriting take?

About a week for a single page, two to three weeks for a small site. Two rounds of edits are included.

What does medicinal cannabis clinic copywriting cost?

Projects start at $600 AUD for a small site and scale with scope. Flat fee, quoted upfront, with a 226-point GhostRank audit included.

Medicinal Cannabis Clinic Copywriter (TGA & AHPRA-Safe)

Amisha Sharma is a compliance-first copywriter at Commas & Chaos and an ISB alumna. Since 2019 she has delivered 200+ regulated Australian projects for medicinal cannabis clinics with zero TGA or AHPRA breaches. Every page she writes is checked 226 ways before it ships.

01

01The difference

Same clinic. Two ways to write it.

✕ What most clinics write

"Fast, easy access to your prescription. Real relief, guaranteed."

It promises easy access, promises a result, and pushes people to seek a prescription. That is three breaches in nine words.

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✓ What I write

"Your options, explained honestly. What a consult involves, what it costs, and who it suits."

Compliant, specific, and calm. This is the version a nervous first-timer books.

Compliant copy has a reputation for being boring. That is a writing problem, not a compliance one. I fix the writing.

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TGA + AHPRA

The rules are strict. Most clinic websites break them.

Medicinal cannabis is one of the most watched corners of Australian health advertising. If your pages name a product or promise a result, some of them are probably breaching right now. Not sure? Check in 60 seconds, whether your site is live or still being written.

Six quick questions. Your results, straight away.

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02What I write

Your clinic website, start to finish.

I'm a medicinal cannabis clinic copywriter. Your website is the core, and it's where most clinics start. Need Google Ads, social, or SEO articles too? I write those as well.

The website · the core

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Homepage

The page that decides if they stay or bounce.

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Service pages

One per service, the way TGA and AHPRA allow.

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About

Your clinicians and training. The trust page.

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FAQ & trust pages

The questions people are unsure how to ask.

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Landing pages

For a campaign or a single service.

Beyond the website · if you want it

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Google Ads copy

Ads that pass Google, TGA and AHPRA at once.

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Social media copy

Captions that survive Meta review and the rules.

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SEO articles

The questions patients Google, answered by you.

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Content strategy

What to publish, where, and in what order.

One writer for all of it. Quoted flat, upfront.

03

03Why clinics hire me

Four jobs. One writer.

100%

compliance record

Written for the cannabis rules, not around them.

Medicinal cannabis is one of the most watched corners of Australian health advertising. I write to the current TGA and AHPRA rules every day, across 200+ regulated projects, with zero breaches. Your registration is safe with me.

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Built to get found, not buried.

I structure your pages so Google and AI search can understand them. That gives you a real shot at showing up when patients look for a medicinal cannabis clinic nearby.

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Premium, so you attract the right patients.

Copy that reads like an expert clinic, not a discount deal. It brings in the patients who come back, not the deal-hunters who vanish.

My eyes on every word. Every time.

You are never a ticket number in an agency queue. Your pages are never handed to a junior or a content mill. You brief me, I write, and the person answering your email is the person who wrote your homepage. That is why the quality holds, from page one to page fifty.

the whole point

Every clinic offers the same services.
Your words are what's yours.

and the right words book the right patients

04

04How it works

Three steps, and you never write a word.

01

Send a brief

Tell me about your clinic and what you need written. Five minutes.

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We talk

A 30-minute call, then one flat fee. No hourly billing, no lock-in.

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I write

Every page written, checked, and handed over ready to publish. Two rounds of edits.

05Who writes your copy

Amisha Sharma.

I'm Amisha Sharma, a compliance-first copywriter for regulated Australian brands, medicinal cannabis clinics included. I am an ISB alumna and a former agency content lead. Since 2019 I have delivered 200+ regulated projects with zero breaches. My job is copy that passes legal review, ranks on Google, gets quoted by AI, and still sounds like a human wrote it. Every page runs through my 226-point GhostRank audit before it ships. I write like my own registration is on the line.

ISB alumnaEx-agency Content Lead200+ regulated projectsZero breachesAHPRA · TGA · ASIC

06

06The alternatives

Why not just hire any copywriter?

Because most of them will get your clinic flagged. Here is the honest comparison.

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An SEO agency

Ranks you, then gets you flagged. They know Google. They have never read the TGA advertising code.

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A compliance lawyer

Keeps you legal and hands you copy no one reads. Safe and invisible is still invisible.

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A cheap freelancer

Copy that gets pulled. You save a few hundred dollars and risk a complaint.

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ChatGPT on its own

Fast, generic, no judgement. It cannot tell a safe sentence from a breach.

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A compliance-first copywriter

Compliant, ranks, quoted by AI, books consults. I do all four. And I personally watch every word, so you always know who is writing: me. Every page passes the 226-point GhostRank check first.

07

07The rules, in plain English

What do the TGA and AHPRA advertising rules mean for your medicinal cannabis website?

Short version: you can describe your service in full, but you cannot advertise a product or promise a result. Here is how that plays out on a real clinic site.

✓ What you can say

Describe your service and what each consult involves.
Explain who a service suits, and who it does not.
Share your clinicians' training, qualifications and registration.
Set out your fees and what each step includes.

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✗ What you can't say

Name a product, by brand or strain, or advertise it to the public.
Promise a result, relief, or an easy outcome.
Publish patient reviews or testimonials as advertising.
Make people feel access is quick, or push them to seek a prescription.

None of this is guesswork. The rules are public, and I write to the primary sources. The clearest place to start is the AHPRA advertising hub, which sets out how registered health practitioners may advertise. Medicinal cannabis also sits under the TGA, because most products are prescription-only or unapproved therapeutic goods. The TGA advertising rules explain what you can and cannot say to the public. The detail that catches most clinics is the restricted and prohibited representations guidance, which is why a product cannot be named in your ads. I read all three every time the rules touch a page. In 2026 that reading is not optional. It is the difference between a website that grows your clinic and one that quietly waits to be reported.

the unfair advantage

A tool no other copywriter has. Yours, on the house.

GhostRank is my proprietary 226-point audit. It checks how a page ranks on Google, how it reads to AI search, and where it breaks the advertising rules. Clinics pay $500 for this audit on its own. When you hire me, every page runs through it before it ships. You never pay for it.

$500$0 The audit clinics pay $500 for. Free with every project.

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Checks per page

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SEO · AI · rules

A GhostRank audit scorecard showing an overall score and signal coverage

GhostRank risk register, issues ranked by severity — Risk register

GhostRank prioritised fix roadmap — Fix roadmap

GhostRank page-by-page score cards — Page cards

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08Pricing

Flat quotes. Priced to your scope.

✓ The $500 audit, included free

Option one · A few pages

from $600 AUD

A landing page, or a small site.

Strategy, writing, compliance check
Written for Google and AI search
Two rounds of edits

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Option two · The whole project

Custom quote

Your full site. Ads and articles, if you want them.

Every page, one voice
Strategy included
One flat quote, upfront

Start a conversation →

The audit alone sells for $500. Every project includes it free. Do the maths on a $600 page.

A note from me

Dear clinic owner,

You run a clinician-led clinic. You assess each patient properly. You say no when treatment is not the right fit. This is careful, considered work.

Then you look at your website and it says almost nothing. You are scared of saying the wrong thing, and that fear is fair.

Most medicinal cannabis products are prescription-only, and many are not approved by the TGA. You cannot advertise them to the public. You cannot name a product, and you cannot promise a result. One careless line can turn into a complaint that lands on your registration.

So most clinics go quiet. A vague homepage, a booking button, and very little else. Meanwhile the enquiries and the trust go to whoever explained things clearly and safely.

That is the copy I write. I talk about the health concern in plain words, never the compound. I explain the consultation, the clinicians, and how your clinic works. I answer the honest questions people are already searching. Compliant, because I never name what I must not. Persuasive, because it feels calm and safe.

I have written for regulated Australian brands for years. Over 200 projects. Zero breaches. I treat your registration like my own. You will never wonder if a line could draw a complaint, because I have already checked it 226 ways.

You look after the patients. Let me look after the words that bring them to you, safely.

Amisha

Amisha Sharma · Compliance-first copywriter

P.S. When you are ready, send me a message. I read and reply to every message myself. That is where we start.

09

09Questions

The ones medicinal cannabis clinics ask.

What can't medicinal cannabis clinics say under the TGA and AHPRA rules?+

You can't name a product, brand or strain, use patient testimonials, or make therapeutic or outcome claims about a specific product. Most products are prescription-only or unapproved, so you can't advertise them to the public. You can explain the health concern, the consultation, and how your clinic works. The rules sit under the TGA and AHPRA, both enforced through 2026. The safe move is to describe your process, not the product. Full guide here.

Can you rewrite my existing website?+

Yes. Most clinics come to me in 2026 with a site that is either non-compliant or vague. I run every page through a 226-point GhostRank audit first. Then I rewrite the pages that need it, usually the homepage, the service pages, and the about page. You keep what already works and fix only what is at risk.

Will compliant copy still rank on Google?+

Yes. Compliant copy is more specific, and specific is exactly what Google and AI search reward. Vague claims get filtered, while clear service detail gets cited. Across 200+ regulated projects, compliant pages have ranked on Google and been quoted by AI tools. You never trade safety for visibility.

Do you guarantee it's compliant?+

I write to the current TGA and AHPRA rules and add a short note on why each claim is safe. That note makes your next legal review fast and cheap. No writer can promise a regulator's final view. Across 200+ regulated projects since 2019, not one page has been flagged.

Do you write my Google and social ads too?+

Yes, as an add-on. Cannabis ads get rejected constantly, because they must clear Google policy, Meta policy, the TGA and AHPRA at the same time. I write them to pass all four at once. That means fewer rejected ads, less wasted budget, and campaigns that actually stay live.

How long does it take?+

About a week for a single page. Two to three weeks for a small site of five to eight pages. Two rounds of edits are included in every quote. Rush timelines are possible if your launch date is tight, so tell me the deadline up front.

What does it cost?+

Projects start at $600 AUD and scale with scope. Every quote is a flat fee, agreed upfront, with no hourly billing. The 226-point GhostRank audit is included free, and it sells on its own for $500. So a $600 page effectively costs $100 once you count the audit.

Do I have to write anything?+

No. You answer a few questions on one 30-minute call, and I write the rest. You never face a blank page. I turn your clinical knowledge into words that book patients, so your only job is to talk about the work you already do.

How do I know you understand Australian clinics?+

TGA, AHPRA and ASIC are the only rules I work under, every day, across 200+ Australian projects since 2019. I write in Australian English for Australian regulators and Australian patients. I keep up with each 2026 update to the advertising rules. Your copy reads like it was written down the road, not offshore.

What if the rules change again?+

Your pages ship written to the rules current at delivery in 2026, with a note on why each claim is safe. That makes future reviews fast and cheap. If the rules shift while we are still working, I rewrite the affected lines before handover at no extra cost. You are never left holding copy that has quietly gone out of date.

Website copy for medicinal cannabis clinics, written to book.

Same clinic. Two ways to write it.

The rules are strict. Most clinic websites break them.