TGA & AHPRA-compliant copywriter · Medicinal cannabis clinics

Website copy for medicinal cannabis clinics, written to book.

I write your

Written to pass AHPRA and TGA review and still book patients. Compliance checked line by line, with the evidence report attached.

Amisha SharmaAmisha Sharma · compliance checked copy · evidence report with every page
Amisha Sharma, medicinal cannabis clinic copywriter, at her writing desk
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Google · Map results
Your clinic, on the map
AI
ChatGPT · "cannabis clinic near me"
Your clinic, recommended
GhostRank · before it ships
Audit passed, no stress
Front desk · Monday, 8:04am
New consult, booked
In short

Amisha Sharma is a compliance-first copywriter at Commas & Chaos and an ISB alumna. She writes compliance checked healthcare copy for Australian practices and agencies. No delivered work of hers has been flagged by a regulator to date. Every page she writes is checked 226 ways before it ships.

Who I write for
Medicinal cannabis clinicsTelehealth cannabis clinicsNurse-led clinicsPrescribing doctorsPlant medicine clinicsPatient access clinicsMedicinal cannabis clinicsTelehealth cannabis clinicsNurse-led clinicsPrescribing doctorsPlant medicine clinicsPatient access clinics
01
01The difference

Same clinic. Two ways to write it.

✕  What most clinics write

"Fast, easy access to your prescription. Real relief, guaranteed."

It promises easy access, promises a result, and pushes people to seek a prescription. That is three breaches in nine words.

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✓  What I write

"Your options, explained honestly. What a consult involves, what it costs, and who it suits."

Compliant, specific, and calm. This is the version a nervous first-timer books.

Compliant copy has a reputation for being boring. That is a writing problem, not a compliance one. I fix the writing.

5+
Years writing content, agency trained
226
GhostRank checks, every page
48h
Reply on every brief
2
Rounds of edits, every project
TGA + AHPRA

The rules are strict. Most clinic websites break them.

Medicinal cannabis is one of the most watched corners of Australian health advertising. If your pages name a product or promise a result, some of them are probably breaching right now. Not sure? Check in 60 seconds, whether your site is live or still being written.

Six quick questions. Your results, straight away.

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02What I write

Your clinic website, start to finish.

I'm a medicinal cannabis clinic copywriter. Your website is the core, and it's where most clinics start. Need Google Ads, social, or SEO articles too? I write those as well.

The website · the core

Homepage

The page that decides if they stay or bounce.

Service pages

One per service, the way TGA and AHPRA allow.

About

Your clinicians and training. The trust page.

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FAQ & trust pages

The questions people are unsure how to ask.

Landing pages

For a campaign or a single service.

Beyond the website · if you want it

Google Ads copy

Ads that pass Google, TGA and AHPRA at once.

Social media copy

Captions that survive Meta review and the rules.

SEO articles

The questions patients Google, answered by you.

Content strategy

What to publish, where, and in what order.

The GhostRank Audit

226 checks on your current site. Fixed at $1,500.

One writer for all of it. Quoted flat, upfront.

03
03Why clinics hire me

Four jobs. One writer.

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delivered pages flagged by a regulator

Written inside the cannabis rules, line by line.

Medicinal cannabis is one of the most watched corners of Australian health advertising. I write to the current TGA and AHPRA rules every day. No delivered work of mine has been flagged by a regulator to date. Your registration is safe with me.

Built to get found on Google and in AI answers.

I structure your pages so Google and AI search can understand them. That gives you a real shot at showing up when patients look for a medicinal cannabis clinic nearby.

Premium, so you attract the right patients.

Copy that reads like an expert clinic. It brings in the patients who value the care and stay for it.

Amisha Sharma

My eyes on every word. Every time.

You are never a ticket number in an agency queue. Your pages are never handed to a junior or a content mill. You brief me, I write, and the person answering your email is the person who wrote your homepage. That is why the quality holds, from page one to page fifty.

the whole point

Every clinic offers the same services.
Your words are what's yours.

and the right words book the right patients
04
04How it works

Three steps, and you never write a word.

01

Send a brief

Tell me about your clinic and what you need written. Five minutes.

02

We talk

A 30-minute call, then one flat fee. No hourly billing, no lock-in.

03

I write

Every page written, checked, and handed over ready to publish. Two rounds of edits.

Amisha Sharma, compliance-first copywriter
05Who writes your copy

Amisha Sharma.

I'm Amisha Sharma, a compliance-first copywriter for regulated Australian brands, medicinal cannabis clinics included. I am an ISB alumna, agency trained on Australian accounts. No delivered work of mine has been flagged by a regulator to date. My job is copy that passes legal review, ranks on Google, gets quoted by AI, and still sounds like a human wrote it. Every page runs through my 226-point GhostRank audit before it ships. I write like my own registration is on the line.

ISB alumnaAgency trained on Australian accountsNo regulator flags to dateAHPRA · TGA checked
06
06The alternatives

Why not just hire any copywriter?

Because most of them will get your clinic flagged. Here is the honest comparison.

An SEO agency

Ranks you, then gets you flagged. They know Google. They have never read the TGA advertising code.

A compliance lawyer

Keeps you legal and hands you copy no one reads. Safe and invisible is still invisible.

A cheap freelancer

Copy that gets pulled. You save a few hundred dollars and risk a complaint.

ChatGPT on its own

Fast, generic, no judgement. It cannot tell a safe sentence from a breach.

A compliance-first copywriter

Compliant, ranks, quoted by AI, books consults. I do all four. And I personally watch every word, so you always know who is writing: me. Every page passes the 226-point GhostRank check first.

07
07The rules, in plain English

What do the TGA and AHPRA advertising rules mean for your medicinal cannabis website?

Short version: you can describe your service in full, but you cannot advertise a product or promise a result. Here is how that plays out on a real clinic site.

✓  What you can say
  • Describe your service and what each consult involves.
  • Explain who a service suits, and who it does not.
  • Share your clinicians' training, qualifications and registration.
  • Set out your fees and what each step includes.
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✗  What you can't say
  • Name a product, by brand or strain, or advertise it to the public.
  • Promise a result, relief, or an easy outcome.
  • Publish patient reviews or testimonials as advertising.
  • Make people feel access is quick, or push them to seek a prescription.

None of this is guesswork. The rules are public, and I write to the primary sources. The clearest place to start is the AHPRA advertising hub, which sets out how registered health practitioners may advertise. Medicinal cannabis also sits under the TGA, because most products are prescription-only or unapproved therapeutic goods. The TGA advertising rules explain what you can and cannot say to the public. The detail that catches most clinics is the restricted and prohibited representations guidance, which is why a product cannot be named in your ads. I read all three every time the rules touch a page. In 2026 that reading is not optional. It is the difference between a website that grows your clinic and one that quietly waits to be reported.

the unfair advantage

A tool no other copywriter has. Every page runs through it.

GhostRank is my own 226-point audit. It checks how a page ranks on Google, how it reads to AI search, and where it breaks the advertising rules. You hire me as a copywriter. I run every page through it before it ships, and the report comes to you with the work.

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Checks per page
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SEO · AI · rules
A GhostRank audit scorecard showing an overall score and signal coverage
08
08Pricing

Flat quotes. Priced to your scope.

✓ Founding rate, until 30 September 2026
Option one · A few pages
from $2,490 AUD

Five pages for $2,490. Ten pages for $4,390.

  • Strategy, writing, compliance check
  • Written for Google and AI search
  • Two rounds of edits
Start a conversation
Option two · The whole project
Custom quote

Your full site. Ads and articles, if you want them.

  • Every page, one voice
  • Strategy included
  • One flat quote, upfront
Start a conversation

Founding rate: $1,690 for 5 pages, $2,950 for 10. It runs until 30 September 2026, or the first three clients. In exchange I ask for a testimonial and permission to show the before and after.

A note from me

Dear clinic owner,

You run a clinician-led clinic. You assess each patient properly. You say no when treatment is not the right fit.

Then you look at your website and it says almost nothing. You are scared of saying the wrong thing, and that fear is fair. You cannot name a product, and you cannot promise a result. One careless line can turn into a complaint that lands on your registration.

So most clinics go quiet. Meanwhile the enquiries and the trust go to whoever explained things clearly and safely.

That is the copy I write. I talk about the health concern in plain words, never the compound. I explain the consultation, the clinicians, and how your clinic works. Compliant, because I never name what I must not. Persuasive, because it feels calm and safe.

No delivered work of mine has been flagged by a regulator to date. I treat your registration like my own.

You look after the patients. Let me look after the words that bring them to you, safely.

Amisha Sharma
Amisha
Amisha Sharma · Compliance-first copywriter
The promise

Your website should bring patients,
not fines.

Fixed prices. Evidence report. AHPRA and TGA checked before you see a single line.

09
09Questions

The ones medicinal cannabis clinics ask.

What can't medicinal cannabis clinics say under the TGA and AHPRA rules?+

You can't name a product, brand or strain, use patient testimonials, or make therapeutic or outcome claims about a specific product. Most products are prescription-only or unapproved, so you can't advertise them to the public. You can explain the health concern, the consultation, and how your clinic works. The rules sit under the TGA and AHPRA, both enforced through 2026. The safe move is to describe your process, not the product. Full guide here.

Can I name cannabis products or strains on my website?+

No. Most medicinal cannabis products are Schedule 4 or Schedule 8 medicines, and advertising a prescription medicine to the public is prohibited. That covers the brand, the strain, and pictures of the product. Indirect words like plant-based, botanical or natural therapies can imply cannabis too, because the TGA judges the overall impression.

Where is the line between education and advertising?+

Education informs people about a health topic without promoting a specific product. Advertising promotes the use or supply of a therapeutic good. A page crosses the line when it points readers toward getting a cannabis product, lists the conditions it treats, or pairs that content with a booking call to action.

What can my clinic actually advertise?+

The consultation. You can say your doctors offer appointments to discuss persistent health concerns, who provides them, what each step costs, and how to book. The doctor decides on any treatment at the appointment. You can't promise relief, list conditions cannabis treats, or make access feel quick and guaranteed.

What if the rules change again?+

Your pages ship written to the rules current at delivery in 2026, with a note on why each claim is safe. That makes future reviews fast and cheap. If the rules shift while we are still working, I rewrite the affected lines before handover at no extra cost. You are never left holding copy that has quietly gone out of date.

Let's talk about your clinic website.

Tell me about your clinic and what you need written. I read every brief myself.

  • 01 You send the brief. Five minutes.
  • 02 We talk for 30 minutes.
  • 03 You get one flat quote. No lock-in.

Currently taking on new clinic projects

Faster on your phone? WhatsApp me your website link.

Prefer email? amisha@commasandchaos.com

No obligation, no retainer. I reply within 48 hours, and your details stay with me.

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