Do you write Google and social ads for recovery clinics?

Yes, as an add-on. Wellness and recovery ads get rejected constantly. They are written to pass Google, Meta and AHPRA at once.

Recovery Clinic Copywriter (Compliant)

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01The difference

Same consultation. Two ways to write it.

✕ What most clinics write

"Our clients rave about us. The best recovery program around, results guaranteed."

A review, a superlative, and a guarantee. That is three AHPRA breaches in one line.

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✓ What I write

"What a consultation involves, what it costs, and who it suits. Explained honestly."

Compliant, specific, and calm. This is the version a cautious first-timer books.

Compliant copy has a reputation for being boring. That is a writing problem, not a compliance one. I fix the writing.

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The AHPRA & TGA rules

The rules are strict. Most clinic websites break them.

AHPRA and TGA decide what every Australian clinic can advertise. Client reviews, photo comparisons, outcome promises, naming a prescription substance: all restricted. If your pages were not written to the rules, some are probably breaching right now. Not sure? Check in 60 seconds, whether your site is live or still being written.

Six quick questions. Your results, straight away.

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02What I write

Your recovery clinic website, start to finish.

I'm a recovery clinic copywriter. Your website is the core, and it's where most clinics start. Need Google Ads, social, or SEO articles too? I write those as well.

The website · the core

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Homepage

The page that decides if they stay or bounce.

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Program pages

One per program, framed the way the rules allow.

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About

Your team and training. The trust page.

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FAQ & trust pages

The questions people are too shy to ask.

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Landing pages

For a campaign or a single program.

Beyond the website · if you want it

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Google Ads copy

Ads that pass Google and AHPRA at once.

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Social media copy

Captions that survive Meta review and the rules.

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SEO articles

The questions clients Google, answered by you.

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Content strategy

What to publish, where, and in what order.

One writer for all of it. Quoted flat, upfront.

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03Why clinics hire me

Four jobs. One writer.

100%

compliance record

Written for the advertising rules, not around them.

AHPRA and TGA decide what a recovery or longevity clinic can say. I write to those rules every day, across 200+ regulated projects, with zero breaches. Your registration is safe with me.

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Built to get found, not buried.

I structure your pages so Google and AI search can understand them. That gives you a real shot at showing up when patients look for a recovery clinic nearby.

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Premium, so you attract the right clients.

Copy that reads like a serious clinic, not a discount deal. It brings in the clients who stay, not the deal-hunters who vanish.

My eyes on every word. Every time.

You are never a ticket number in an agency queue. Your pages are never handed to a junior or a content mill. You brief me, I write, and the person answering your email is the person who wrote your homepage. That is why the quality holds, from page one to page fifty.

the whole point

Every clinic offers the same programs.
Your words are what's yours.

and the right words book the right clients

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04How it works

Three steps, and you never write a word.

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Send a brief

Tell me about your clinic and what you need written. Five minutes.

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We talk

A 30-minute call, then one flat fee. No hourly billing, no lock-in.

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I write

Every page written, checked, and handed over ready to publish. Two rounds of edits.

05Who writes your copy

Amisha Sharma.

Amisha Sharma is a compliance-first copywriter for regulated Australian brands, recovery and longevity clinics included. An ISB alumna and former agency content lead, she has delivered 200+ regulated Australian projects since 2019 with zero breaches.

My job is copy that passes legal review, ranks on Google, gets quoted by AI, and still sounds like a human wrote it. Every page runs through a 226-point GhostRank audit before it ships. I write like my own registration is on the line, because for my clients it is.

ISB alumnaEx-agency Content Lead200+ regulated projectsZero breachesAHPRA · TGA · ASIC

06

06The alternatives

Why not just hire any copywriter?

Because most of them will get your clinic flagged. Here is the honest comparison.

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An SEO agency

Ranks you, then gets you flagged. They know Google. They have never read the rules on advertising recovery and longevity programs.

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A compliance lawyer

Keeps you legal and hands you copy no one reads. Safe and invisible is still invisible.

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A cheap freelancer

Copy that gets pulled. You save a few hundred dollars and risk a complaint.

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ChatGPT on its own

Fast, generic, no judgement. It cannot tell a safe sentence from a breach.

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A compliance-first copywriter

Compliant, ranks, quoted by AI, books consults. I do all four. And I personally watch every word, so you always know who is writing: me. Every page passes the 226-point GhostRank check first.

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07The 2026 rules

What do the 2026 advertising rules mean for recovery and longevity clinics?

Two Australian regulators decide what your clinic can advertise. Here is what changed, and what you can still say.

✓ What you can say

What a consultation involves and who a program suits.
The process, the steps, and what to expect.
The cost, and your team's training and qualifications.
Balanced, factual information a cautious reader can trust.

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✗ What you can't say

Client reviews or quotes about a health service.
Results photos of past clients used as ads.
Outcome guarantees, or words like life-changing.
A prescription substance named in your copy.

None of this is guesswork. The rules are public, and I write to the primary sources. The clearest place to start is the AHPRA advertising guidelines, which set out how registered health practitioners may advertise. Recovery and longevity claims then sit under the TGA, because they are therapeutic claims. The TGA advertising rules explain what you can and cannot say to the public. The detail that catches most clinics is the TGA therapeutic goods advertising code, which is why a prescription substance cannot be named in your copy. I read all three every time the rules touch a page. In 2026 that reading is not optional. It is the difference between a website that grows your clinic and one that quietly waits to be reported.

the unfair advantage

A tool no other copywriter has. Yours, on the house.

GhostRank is my proprietary 226-point audit. It checks how a page ranks on Google, how it reads to AI search, and where it breaks the advertising rules. Clinics pay $500 for this audit on its own. When you hire me, every page runs through it before it ships. You never pay for it.

$500$0 The audit clinics pay $500 for. Free with every project.

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Checks per page

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SEO · AI · rules

A GhostRank audit scorecard showing an overall score and signal coverage

GhostRank risk register, issues ranked by severity — Risk register

GhostRank prioritised fix roadmap — Fix roadmap

GhostRank page-by-page score cards — Page cards

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08Pricing

Flat quotes. Priced to your scope.

✓ The $500 audit, included free

Option one · A few pages

from $600 AUD

A landing page, or a small site.

Strategy, writing, compliance check
Written for Google and AI search
Two rounds of edits

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Option two · The whole project

Custom quote

Your full site. Ads and articles, if you want them.

Every page, one voice
Strategy included
One flat quote, upfront

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The audit alone sells for $500. Every project includes it free. Do the maths on a $600 page.

A note from me

Dear clinic owner,

You didn't train for years to spend your evenings second-guessing a caption. Yet here you are, wondering if one wrong word could put your registration at risk.

I understand that fear. Recovery and longevity is one of the most watched corners of Australian health right now. The programs you offer are built on substances you cannot name in an ad. Every time you post, part of you braces for a complaint.

Here is what I have learned across 200-plus regulated projects. The clinics that win the cautious first-timer are not the loudest. They are the ones who sound safe, honest, and clear. The rules don't hold you back. They make you the clinic someone trusts with their health.

The rules are not there to trip you up. In 2026 AHPRA and the TGA tightened how health services can advertise online. I read those updates the week they land, so your pages ship current, not a year behind.

I am Amisha Sharma, an ISB alumna and former agency content lead. I have written 200-plus regulated Australian projects since 2019, and not one page has been flagged. That record is the reason clinic owners hand me the words and sleep at night.

So let me take the words off your plate. Every page compliant. Every claim checked. Every line written to sound like the clinic you already are.

You run the clinic. Let me look after the words.

Amisha

Amisha Sharma · Compliance-first copywriter

P.S. Just send me a message today. We can get together and see how I can help your clinic.

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09Questions

The ones recovery clinics ask.

What can't recovery and longevity clinics say in their advertising?+

You can't use client reviews, results photos of past clients as ads, outcome guarantees, or the name of a prescription substance. All four are restricted under the AHPRA and TGA advertising rules. You can explain the consultation, the process, the cost, and who a program suits. Specific and honest is the version a cautious reader books.

Can you rewrite my existing website?+

Yes. Most clinics come to me with a site that is either non-compliant or flat. I audit every page first against the 226-point GhostRank check, then rewrite the ones that need it. A small site is usually done in two to three weeks.

Will compliant copy still rank on Google?+

Yes. Compliant copy is more specific, and specific is what Google and AI search reward in 2026. Vague claims get filtered, clear answers get cited. You never trade safety for visibility.

Do you guarantee it's compliant?+

I write to the current AHPRA and TGA rules and add a note on why each claim is safe. No writer can promise a regulator's view. Still, across 200+ regulated projects, not one page has been flagged. That note also makes any future review faster.

Do you write my Google and social ads too?+

Yes, as an add-on. Wellness and recovery ads get rejected constantly, often for a single word. I write them to pass Google, Meta and AHPRA at once, so your budget is not wasted on campaigns that never run.

How long does recovery clinic copywriting take?+

About a week for a single page, and two to three weeks for a small site. Two rounds of edits are included in every quote. A fixed launch date can be met when you flag it early.

What does recovery clinic copywriting cost?+

Projects start at $600 AUD for a small site and scale with scope. The fee is flat, quoted upfront, with no hourly billing. Every project includes the $500 GhostRank audit for free.

Do I have to write anything?+

No. You answer a few questions on a short 30-minute call, and I write the rest. You never face a blank page. Most clients spend under an hour of their own time on the whole project.

How do I know you understand Australian clinics?+

AHPRA, TGA and ASIC are the only rules I work under, every day, across 200+ Australian projects. Australian English, Australian regulators, Australian patients. That single-market focus is deliberate, not accidental.

What if the rules change again?+

Your pages ship written to the rules current at delivery, with a note on why each claim is safe, so future reviews are fast. The 2026 updates are already baked into how I write. If the rules shift while we work, I rewrite before handover at no extra cost.

Website copy for recovery clinics, written to book.

Same consultation. Two ways to write it.

The rules are strict. Most clinic websites break them.