Compliance-first copywriter · Recovery, longevity & wellness clinics

Website copy for recovery clinics, written to book.

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Written to pass AHPRA and TGA review and still book patients. Compliance checked line by line, with the evidence report attached.

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Amisha SharmaAmisha Sharma · compliance checked copy · evidence report with every page
Amisha Sharma, recovery clinic copywriter, at her writing desk
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Google · Map results
Your clinic, on the map
AI
ChatGPT · "recovery clinic near me"
Your clinic, recommended
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GhostRank · before it ships
Audit passed, no stress
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Front desk · Monday, 8:04am
New consult, booked
In short

Amisha Sharma is a compliance-first copywriter at Commas & Chaos and an ISB alumna. She writes compliance checked healthcare copy for Australian practices and agencies. No delivered work of hers has been flagged by a regulator to date. Every page she writes is checked 226 ways before it ships.

Who I write for
Recovery clinicsLongevity clinicsPerformance clinicsHealthy ageing clinicsWellness & vitality clinicsSleep & recovery studiosRecovery clinicsLongevity clinicsPerformance clinicsHealthy ageing clinicsWellness & vitality clinicsSleep & recovery studios
01
01The difference

Same consultation. Two ways to write it.

✕  What most clinics write

"Our clients rave about us. The best recovery program around, results guaranteed."

A review, a superlative, and a guarantee. That is three AHPRA breaches in one line.

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✓  What I write

"What a consultation involves, what it costs, and who it suits. Explained honestly."

Compliant, specific, and calm. This is the version a cautious first-timer books.

Compliant copy has a reputation for being boring. That is a writing problem, not a compliance one. I fix the writing.

5+
Years writing content, agency trained
226
GhostRank checks, every page
48h
Reply on every brief
2
Rounds of edits, every project
The AHPRA & TGA rules

The rules are strict. Most clinic websites break them.

AHPRA and TGA decide what every Australian clinic can advertise. Client reviews, photo comparisons, outcome promises, naming a prescription substance: all restricted. If your pages were not written to the rules, some are probably breaching right now. Not sure? Check in 60 seconds, whether your site is live or still being written.

Six quick questions. Your results, straight away.

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02What I write

Your recovery clinic website, start to finish.

I'm a recovery clinic copywriter. Your website copy is the core, and it's where most clinics start. Need Google Ads, social, or SEO articles too? I write those as well.

The website · the core
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Homepage

The page that decides if they stay or bounce.

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Program pages

One per program, framed the way the rules allow.

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About

Your team and training. The trust page.

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FAQ & trust pages

The questions people are too shy to ask.

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Landing pages

For a campaign or a single program.

Beyond the website · if you want it
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Google Ads copy

Ads that pass Google and AHPRA at once.

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Social media copy

Captions that survive Meta review and the rules.

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SEO articles

The questions clients Google, answered by you.

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Content strategy

What to publish, where, and in what order.

✓

The GhostRank Audit

226 checks on your current site. Fixed at $1,500.

One writer for all of it. Quoted flat, upfront.

03
03Why clinics hire me

Four jobs. One writer.

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delivered pages flagged by a regulator

Written inside the advertising rules, line by line.

AHPRA and TGA decide what a recovery or longevity clinic can say. I write to those rules every day. No delivered work of mine has been flagged by a regulator to date. Your registration is safe with me.

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Built to get found on Google and in AI answers.

I structure your pages so Google and AI search can understand them. That gives you a real shot at showing up when patients look for a recovery clinic nearby.

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Premium, so you attract the right clients.

Copy that reads like a serious clinic, not a discount deal. It brings in the clients who stay, not the deal-hunters who vanish.

Amisha Sharma

My eyes on every word. Every time.

You are never a ticket number in an agency queue. Your pages are never handed to a junior or a content mill. You brief me, I write, and the person answering your email is the person who wrote your homepage. That is why the quality holds, from page one to page fifty.

the whole point

Every clinic offers the same programs.
Your words are what's yours.

and the right words book the right clients
04
04How it works

Three steps, and you never write a word.

01

Send a brief

Tell me about your clinic and what you need written. Five minutes.

02

We talk

A 30-minute call, then one flat fee. No hourly billing, no lock-in.

03

I write

Every page written, checked, and handed over ready to publish. Two rounds of edits.

Amisha Sharma, compliance-first copywriter
05Who writes your copy

Amisha Sharma.

Amisha Sharma is a compliance-first copywriter for regulated Australian brands, recovery and longevity clinics included. An ISB alumna, agency trained on Australian accounts, she ships every page with its evidence report.

My job is copy that passes legal review, ranks on Google, gets quoted by AI, and still sounds like a human wrote it. Every page runs through a 226-point GhostRank audit before it ships. I write like my own registration is on the line, because for my clients it is.

ISB alumnaAgency trained on Australian accountsNo regulator flags to dateAHPRA · TGA checked
06
06The alternatives

Why not just hire any copywriter?

Because most of them will get your clinic flagged. Here is the honest comparison.

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An SEO agency

Ranks you, then gets you flagged. They know Google. They have never read the rules on advertising recovery and longevity programs.

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A compliance lawyer

Keeps you legal and hands you copy no one reads. Safe and invisible is still invisible.

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A cheap freelancer

Copy that gets pulled. You save a few hundred dollars and risk a complaint.

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ChatGPT on its own

Fast, generic, no judgement. It cannot tell a safe sentence from a breach.

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A compliance-first copywriter

Compliant, ranks, quoted by AI, books consults. I do all four. And I personally watch every word, so you always know who is writing: me. Every page passes the 226-point GhostRank check first.

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07The 2026 rules

What do the 2026 advertising rules mean for recovery and longevity clinics?

Two Australian regulators decide what your clinic can advertise. Here is what changed, and what you can still say.

✓  What you can say
  • What a consultation involves and who a program suits.
  • The process, the steps, and what to expect.
  • The cost, and your team's training and qualifications.
  • Balanced, factual information a cautious reader can trust.
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✗  What you can't say
  • Client reviews or quotes about a health service.
  • Results photos of past clients used as ads.
  • Outcome guarantees, or words like life-changing.
  • A prescription substance named in your copy.

None of this is guesswork. The rules are public, and I write to the primary sources. The clearest place to start is the AHPRA advertising guidelines, which set out how registered health practitioners may advertise. Recovery and longevity claims then sit under the TGA, because they are therapeutic claims. The TGA advertising rules explain what you can and cannot say to the public. The detail that catches most clinics is the TGA therapeutic goods advertising code, which is why a prescription substance cannot be named in your copy. I read all three every time the rules touch a page. In 2026 that reading is not optional. It is the difference between a website that grows your clinic and one that quietly waits to be reported.

the unfair advantage

A tool no other copywriter has. Every page runs through it.

GhostRank is my own 226-point audit. It checks how a page ranks on Google, how it reads to AI search, and where it breaks the advertising rules. You hire me as a copywriter. I run every page through it before it ships, and the report comes to you with the work.

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Checks per page
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SEO · AI · rules
A GhostRank audit scorecard showing an overall score and signal coverage
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08Pricing

Flat quotes. Priced to your scope.

✓ Founding rate, until 30 September 2026
Option one · A few pages
from $2,490 AUD

Five pages for $2,490. Ten pages for $4,390.

  • Strategy, writing, compliance check
  • Written for Google and AI search
  • Two rounds of edits
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Option two · The whole project
Custom quote

Your full site. Ads and articles, if you want them.

  • Every page, one voice
  • Strategy included
  • One flat quote, upfront
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Founding rate: $1,690 for 5 pages, $2,950 for 10. It runs until 30 September 2026, or the first three clients. In exchange I ask for a testimonial and permission to show the before and after.

A note from me

Dear clinic owner,

You didn't train for years to spend your evenings second-guessing a caption, wondering if one wrong word could put your registration at risk.

I understand that fear. Recovery and longevity is one of the most watched corners of Australian health right now. The programs you offer are built on substances you cannot name in an ad.

Here is what I have learned writing compliance checked copy. The clinics that win the cautious first-timer are not the loudest. They sound safe, honest, and clear. The rules don't hold you back. They make you the clinic someone trusts with their health.

In 2026 AHPRA and the TGA tightened how health services can advertise online. I read those updates the week they land, and no delivered work of mine has been flagged by a regulator to date.

So let me take the words off your plate. Every page compliant. Every claim checked. Every line written to sound like the clinic you already are.

You run the clinic. Let me look after the words.

Amisha Sharma
Amisha
Amisha Sharma · Compliance-first copywriter
The promise

Your website should bring patients,
not fines.

Fixed prices. Evidence report. AHPRA and TGA checked before you see a single line.

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09Questions

The ones recovery clinics ask.

What can't recovery and longevity clinics say in their advertising?+

You can't use client reviews, results photos of past clients as ads, outcome guarantees, or the name of a prescription substance. All four are restricted under the AHPRA and TGA advertising rules. You can explain the consultation, the process, the cost, and who a program suits. Specific and honest is the version a cautious reader books.

Why can't we name a prescription substance on our website?+

Because the TGA treats that as advertising a prescription only product to the public, which the Therapeutic Goods Advertising Code does not allow. Your pages can still explain what a consultation involves, the steps in a program, the cost, and who it suits, all without naming the substance itself.

Do recovery and longevity claims count as therapeutic claims?+

Yes. When your copy says a program helps the body recover or age well, that is a therapeutic claim, and it sits under the TGA advertising rules as well as the AHPRA guidelines. The claim has to be balanced and factual. Specific and honest copy is the version a cautious reader trusts.

Do the rules apply to our Google and social ads too?+

Yes. The AHPRA guidelines and the TGA code cover any public advertising you control, including search ads, social posts and landing pages. The ad platforms then add their own health policies on top, so every ad has to clear both layers at once. I write ad copy with both in mind.

What if the rules change again?+

Your pages ship written to the rules current at delivery, with a note on why each claim is safe, so future reviews are fast. The 2026 updates are already baked into how I write. If the rules shift while we work, I rewrite before handover at no extra cost.

Let's talk about your clinic website.

Tell me about your clinic and what you need written. I read every brief myself.

  • 01 You send the brief. Five minutes.
  • 02 We talk for 30 minutes.
  • 03 You get one flat quote. No lock-in.

Currently taking on new clinic projects

Faster on your phone? WhatsApp me your website link.

Prefer email? amisha@commasandchaos.com

No obligation, no retainer. I reply within 48 hours, and your details stay with me.

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